Tuesday, June 18, 2013

You Know You're Really Pregnant When...

You know you're really pregnant when...
 
1). The thing you look forward to most about summer is watermelon.
 
2). You're uncomfortable sleeping on your left side, but you have to debate a few minutes about whether it's worth all of that effort to flip to the right.
 
3). You need help getting off the couch.
 
4). You don't sit up out of bed--you roll out of bed.
 
5). You have to fight the urge to roll your eyes when non-pregnant people complain about the heat.
 
6). A ten minute shower wears you out.
 
7). You have to sit down to dry your hair.
 
8). If you could just lay down all day, most days you would; sitting isn't even comfortable anymore.
 
9). You've seriously contemplated bringing a pillow to church for your back when sitting in the pew.
 
10). You have eaten a bowl of pudding for supper and dared anyone to judge you.
 
11). You are no longer counting how far along you are, but how many weeks you have left.
 
12). You find that you are constantly reminding yourself: Only ___ more weeks. I think I can. I think I can.
 
13). One thing you look forward to after giving birth? Cookie dough and brownie batter.
 
14). If someone mentions any form of food, you need it. Immediately.
 
15). You are actually looking forward to labor and delivery because it means you will be done carrying this extra 30 pounds around.
 
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